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I'm just a normal Setter,
Who's hearing is defective,
Those who know no  better,
Might think it was  selective.

Whenever there's a treat,
Or biscuit handed out,
I'm always on my feet,
Mum never has to shout.

I will never miss my tea,
And I'm always first in line,
Mum never has to call me,
And I 'know' which bowl is mine.

They say  'It's such a shame!'
And think my life so sad,
To me each day's a game,
And I think they're quite mad.

My world is full of friends,
Smudge he's my special mate,
We send Mum round the bend,
She's plenty on her plate.