DOG QUOTATIONS

The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him, and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself, too.
Samuel Butler

One reason the dog has so many friends: He wags his tail instead of his tongue.
Unknown

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man
Mark Twain

Here, Gentlemen, a dog teaches us a lesson in humanity
Napoleon Bonaparte

Heaven goes by favour.
 If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
Mark Twain

Dogs wait for us faithfully
Marcus Tullius Cicero

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
Roger Caras

You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'
Dave Barry

Never trust a dog to watch your food.
Patrick age 10 Advice from Kids

If you want to be liked, get a dog. The people you work with are not your friends.
Deborah Norville